Saturday, 19 September 2009

Wifey Season or Lonely Season?

Im sorry, but why is it only when the evenings start to get darker that guys are wanting to settle down and look for a girl to, and i qoute "keep me warm"?


ERM!!

Do i look like a blanket? Is my name British gas?


Im trying to understand why certain guys have decided to to only dial me in now that the seasons have change?

Isit because summer is over and theres no girls walking around in next to nothing anymore and so suddenly I become relevant to you again?

I know winter times, its not nice being lonely and some times it is nice to cuddle up with someone underneath the covers, but if you’re not someone that I have been keeping in regular contact with THROUGHOUT the year and that includes spring, summer and autumn, don’t think you can call me out of the blue and “pick up where you left off” - coz it AINT gonna happen!

And its even worse, if your stupid enough to actually get with that person for the few months of cold, when they see summertime approaching and there eye starts to wonder again, and they start to see you less and less you start to feel like an idiot, and realise that you’ve just been used.

What do you expect to happen when it’s getting warm again, for him to clean look in my face and be like

“Babe, its been fun over the last few months, but I don’t think I’m ready for a serious relationship right now, and I want you to be happy and I don’t think it would be fair if I didn’t tell you how I felt”

DO I LOOK LIKE A JOB CONTRACT, so when you’ve seen some sunrays through the clouds you terminate the contract?? Is my name T-Mobile??


Im not an idiot, and my name aint Sally, so when certain guys that I dont talk to are ringing my phone just because the seasons have changed PLEASE BELIEVE I will be screening the call!

xoxo

Friday, 18 September 2009

THIS is why I love Oprah!!

Oprah, along with Maya Angelou and Rosa parks has been my Role model from a very young age. Her struggle and determination are just a few of the reasons why I look up to her so much.

Precious, Set in Harlem in 1987, it is the story of Claireece Precious Jones, a sixteen-year-old African-American girl born into a life no one would want. The films shows Precious as she begins a journey that will lead her from darkness, pain and powerlessness to light, love and self-determination

November is TOO far, I need to see this film now.

xoxo

Pro vs Fifa vs Girls

OKAY.

So its a well know fact that most girls hate the football games, Pro Evolution or Fifa, mainly because we know that if you are around or on the phone to a male that is playing either of these games, we do not exsist to them until their 90 mins is up!

Now, when I was younger me and my brother had a playstation one,you know the original hench grey one? Well for some reason the first three games my dad decided to buy for us were Fifa 96 (old school!), Ridge racer and Tomb raider. I therefore grew up playing football and racing games which believe it or not I am actually good at!

I still play football games to this day (when I have the time) whether its on ps3 or an xbox. I wouldnt say Im great at it but please believe I am not crap, I have beaten a few over confident males this past year!

But seriously, alot of girls need to lighten up, its really not that bad maybe if you took an interest in it you wouldnt find it as boring!

Trust me beating a guy at Pro or Fifa when they truely believe they "own" that game is one of the BEST feelings!!


xoxo

The Bitch is back....

I haven't blogged in like, forever because I have been busy with my other blog, working and sorting (and stressing out over) uni stuff!

Please believe that Birmingham City University took the piss out of my life this week! First they tell me that I start back at uni on Sept 21st (which is too soon for my liking) THEN they make me travel all the way to Birmingham to enrol ( why couldn't I do this online?). So I went all the way up there at the crack of dawn, only to find out out that I COULD have done it online and that I dont start uni until the 28th! WHAT A JOKE KMT.


xoxo





Wednesday, 12 August 2009

My eyes!! My poor innocent eyes!!

O M G
FREAKED
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
ME!
S N M.

Sunday, 9 August 2009

I aint hating I just dont like her!

OKAY. Ive said it before, and i'll say it again . I do NOT like Brandy. I aint gonna lie "Moesha" was a good show and I was the 1st person to be switching over to nickelodon (remember how good it use to be!) at 6.30 to catch a new episode, but as the years went on she used to annoy the bejesus out of me! And okay so I had "The boy is mine" as my polyphonic ringtone back in the day but that was because i liked the song - not Brandy.

Saturday, 8 August 2009

R.I.P John Hughes

Legendary director John Hughes has passed away at the young age of 59.
Hughes suffered a heart attack during a morning walk while visiting his family in NYC on Thursday.
Hughes was responsible for writing and directing some of the most iconic movies of the '80s, such as The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
He will be greatly missed.

Thursday, 6 August 2009

Jheeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!

My Cousin just sent me this picture, Got my heart beating fast n allsorts!
This picture speaks for itself, so im done!

Thick or Fat?


What constitutes Thick and what constitutes fat? Is thick the same as chubby?

The reason im querying is because Im always getting told that im thick, and Im starting to wonder whether or not thats just a polite way of saying im fat? My measurements are 34-25-38, I do have quite big thighs (that i hate) and im gifted in the gluteus maximus area, and while were at it, my hips are kinda big, but am i thick or am I fat?

After a abit of market research via twitter, and a chat with some friends, Ive come to my own conclusion as to what a "thick chick" is:


"It is a girl that is not fat but not skinny either, basically a girl that is medium size/frame. A person with shapely and full legs, butt, and full bust. Someone who is curvy and voluptuous but tone at the same time."


So basically "thick" is a girl with a REAL womans body!

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Chanel Day!!


Woohoo, Ive been waiting SO long to see the Coco Avant Chanel movie, but finally the day is here. To mark the day (sad i know) I decided to go through my bag collection and take this picture, enjoy!

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

GaGa Kills it Everytime

So far every Lady Gaga tune that ive heard has been on point, and her album is on reply on my ipod. Her recent collaboration with Wale has caused some contoversy as some believe that M.I.A is singing the chorus and not Gaga, not only because it sounds ALOT like her, but because Wale even makes a reference to her "And I'm the same way, M.I.A".

Who says Amber aint got style?


Amber Rose quickly became the talk of the town once she was spotted with her boyfriend Kanye West, both for her relationship with the high profile rapper, and for her style. Perched next to her main man during fashion week, Amber Rose turned as many heads from her seat in the front row as did the looks that came down the runway. Why? It may have something to do with her love of spandex?









CoCo avant Chanel

(The above image is from the A/W collection, showcased at the 2008 Paris Fashion Week)

OMG! Thats the first thought that came into my head when I first saw this amazing image.
Ive loved Chanel since I first smelt my mums Chanel No.5 Perfume at the age of 8, the rich classic smell is one that I will always love.
A Chanel carousel fitted out with giant quilted bags, camellias, pearls, boaters, and bows faced the audience as it poured into the Grand Palais for the Fall ready-to-wear show. It was a fitting metaphor for the timeless turning of the house classics, and for the unstoppable machine fashion has become these days. The instinct, on arrival, was probably to prepare to hold on tight. How many blur-speed notions would Karl Lagerfeld manage to whip past the audience.

The famous Chanel Logo


My Signature Perfume


Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Its Over. Finally!


Im sure I wasnt the only girl in the world to jump with joy at the news that Kim kardashian and the beautiful Reggie Bush have decided to call it quits. Im not a hater, I rate Kim for her achievments in the entertainment industry - even though it was the now infamous sex tape with Ray J that really put her on the map.