Wifey Season or Lonely Season?

Im sorry, but why is it only when the evenings start to get darker that guys are wanting to settle down and look for a girl to, and i qoute "keep me warm"?


ERM!!

Do i look like a blanket? Is my name British gas?


Im trying to understand why certain guys have decided to to only dial me in now that the seasons have change?

Isit because summer is over and theres no girls walking around in next to nothing anymore and so suddenly I become relevant to you again?

I know winter times, its not nice being lonely and some times it is nice to cuddle up with someone underneath the covers, but if you’re not someone that I have been keeping in regular contact with THROUGHOUT the year and that includes spring, summer and autumn, don’t think you can call me out of the blue and “pick up where you left off” - coz it AINT gonna happen!

And its even worse, if your stupid enough to actually get with that person for the few months of cold, when they see summertime approaching and there eye starts to wonder again, and they start to see you less and less you start to feel like an idiot, and realise that you’ve just been used.

What do you expect to happen when it’s getting warm again, for him to clean look in my face and be like

“Babe, its been fun over the last few months, but I don’t think I’m ready for a serious relationship right now, and I want you to be happy and I don’t think it would be fair if I didn’t tell you how I felt”

DO I LOOK LIKE A JOB CONTRACT, so when you’ve seen some sunrays through the clouds you terminate the contract?? Is my name T-Mobile??


Im not an idiot, and my name aint Sally, so when certain guys that I dont talk to are ringing my phone just because the seasons have changed PLEASE BELIEVE I will be screening the call!

xoxo